Xavier: Stay hidden for while. You only got one penii? Xavier unleashes his revolutionary lifesaving maneuver all up on those who find theyselfs in need of his protection. It was you, damn it! Caveman: Take that! "Going Normal": The company Xavier works for makes a hot dog chain to the Moon and back, which stops the rotation of the Earth, causing the Earth to freeze over. I'm some sort of life-savior? See production, box office & company info, Sardonicast: Sonic, Pikachu, Eyes Without a Face. Kayako Saeki - JU ON The Grudge By The SC CosplayKayako I'm the one who asked. WebXavier: I'm a survivor. Mexican Gang leader: You're right -- Rape is not an excuse. I'm a feminist. Bully #3: Yeah, Clip, it's working. Or do you prefer, What's the matter, Chicken? Honkey. So we created Beyond Charts to put you on the right path. Xavier: I don't see any-- [Xavier turns back to see the Chief dead] Chief Master Guru! Xavier: Renegade Angel is an American adult computer-animated surrealist dark comedy television series created by Vernon Chatman and John Lee, who are also the creators of Wonder Showzen. Happiness is murder. Xavier: Of course! Clumso: These blue-chocolate-chip tampons are goo-ably, chewably huge! Xavier: Other kids could be cruel. I'll let them co-bask in my reflective glory! ", "Other kids could be cruel. Everyone loves you now. "I han't never seen him this heated since The Incident! Clip: What you gonna do, bird-beast, fly away on your cuddle bone? Mexican Gang Leader: Percy! Play Xavier: Renegade Angel Phonebooth scene redub - no sfx by Keaton Long on desktop and mobile. web pages Xavier: What kind of stupid name is yoohoo? Me bequeathed thee, the psychopathological hand-you-downs. I can give you a plate of weevils every day Xavier: [thinking] Sucker, I would've settled for every OTHER day. Chief Master Guru's character might be based on Don Juan, the eccentric shaman from Carlos Castaneda's books. You are on trial for being on trial! Hello? We're a dying breed. The majority of the people Xavier meets on his adventures are too judgmental to accept him into their society. We accidentally mixed up the cookie factory with the tampon factory! Beyond Charts+ offers sophisticated Investors with advanced tools. Depth Overload. You may now begin to play the game Xavier: God has put me through his reamer, but I've come out the other side with his calling ["calling" echoes] in my ear! Goldern B. Taintnun: My name is Goldern B. Taintnun, as in "T'ain't none of yer goldern beeswax!". Facing rednecks, inflicting righteousness and preaching about the 'strong, silent types' and morality, this hero has his work cut out for him. Hold. Xavier: This must mean I've saved a life. First Xavier: Yeah. With Vernon Chatman, John Lee, Alyson Levy, Jim Tozzi. Hello? Xavier: I killed him hard. Mexican Gang Member: I can't see. The show was produced by PFFR, with animation by Cinematico. WebXavier is a soul-searching humanoid of magnanimous philosophical gravity. Xavier: Aya-hu! I'm a certified wahockamana healer. Mexican Gang Leader: Then I'm taking back what's mine. I found out the hard way. Whos this? Announcer: Hey there, ho there, ladies and gentlemen, the opposing team is so intimidated by your troubled crazy mascot, they are forfeiting the game thanks to Percival Handfisher. EXCELENTE OPORTUNIDAD DEPARTAMENTO CNTRICO EN COSQUIN, OPORTUNIDAD CHALET VILLA MIRADOR DEL LAGO. June: What's that, Popo? "Xavier: Renegade Angel Quotes." Play over 265 million tracks for free on SoundCloud. Brat: Silly, pain is a myth made up by poor people who don't want to work! The show extends its mockery to things such as organized religion, hippies and centrists, where misguided individuals and groups will apply an authoritarian slant to their beliefs and insist that their opinion is correct and should be followed, rather than working with others to find commonality and make things better for everyone. The Everchild: Don't you see? Listen, this psyche is not big enough for two metaphysical seekers. Confront your future. The Christian zoo radio hooty-hoo featuring Succotash and the Bird in the morning. Web Valve Corporation. But I eat balls for breakfast. Young Xavier: [Shakashuri plays] Chief Master Guru: Your failure is merely a portent of disappointments to come. Does anyone have the script for Xavier: Renegade Angel? Close your eyes. Describe Xavier: Renegade Angel here? They wouldn't give it to me, because when I was filling out the application, my penis was sticking out. They'd call me names. Mexican Gang Member #5: You guys are the only family I have -- Maybe because you guys killed my family. l mean, l just ate the heart of an explosion. A note on It Makes Sense in Context and Makes Just as Much Sense in Context: To save time, we will only clarify which one something is on the rare occasion where it does make sense in context. Even his parents are humans, although the first episode implies he was abandoned at birth by some other being and adopted by humans, and the last episode implies that Xavier was just an insane human the whole time. Xavier: Life. Xavier: So, who wants to spill it first? Mocho: Well, Wednesday night is Tag Tuesday, where we paint our tag all over town. WebXavier: I'm a survivor. Squigglevision done with paper and pencil. Xavier: Renegade Angel is an 11-minute computer animated television series that aired on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim block for 2 seasons between 2007 and 2009. Xavier also started as a parody of this (complete with mystical music playing when he talks) before getting a more wacky personality. The heart of an explosion. Facing rednecks, inflicting righteousness and preaching about the 's Xavier is a faun-like wanderer/seeker who is traveling across the land to find out the truth about his mysterious origin. Xavier features a style characterized by a nonlinear, incoherent plot following the humorous musings of an itinerant humanoid pseudo-shaman and spiritual seeker named Xavier. I have no powers. When Xavier wakes up with no memories, the power of deja vu reigns supreme. Mexican Gang Member #4: I thought this was my year. Mocho: It's kind of embarrassing, but I like to kill on the toilet. Solider: You'll need to fill out an HC24-A requisition form. Vernon Chatman and John Lee are also the creators of MTV's Wonder Showzen. She wants it harder. Xavier: I believe that we are all one. Clip: Hey, bunghole, cease that inner yapping. Kiss your mother, youngling. I'll make sexism my b*tch. Xavier: Please, I'm just a simple seeker on a spirit quest to discover What Doth Life? Vote YES on Proposition 1321. One step ahead of the policia. Juggler: I went to Burning Person this year? Xavier surrenders his own freedom to the whims of a spoiled child to save dame humanity. Xavier: No. Gonna put you in a world of hurt. Xavier has actually been in one the whole time and the entire series was actually his hallucinations. Play Xavier: Renegade Angel Phonebooth scene redub - no sfx by Keaton Long on desktop and mobile. Hey, shake hands with your future, old friend. We just got our new shipment. Gang Leader: I'm the leader! Caveman: Ooga-booga. Still being moving June: (interpreting Popo's sign language) Popo's urging you to dismiss the power of your rational mind. X1: "Hello?" Xavier: Here's a new philosophical query for you to chomp on. You slumber, ham- BURGER I DONT WANNA TALK BOUT NOTHIN ELSE! Shiny: (crossing himself) I accept Jesus Christ into my heart as my personal savior! . And a WiFi hotspot. It's notes he's not playing. Mexican Gang Member #4: I like to kill to music. Your every smile is a dagger. Some o' them crazy cookies. He usually manages to at least repair the messes he makes with the help of his ancient spirit guide. Don't be a pleasure hog. Weiner, take all! But you buried it. The show was produced by PFFR, with animation by Cinematico. it is simply an inkblot on a Rorschach test a psychologist is showing Xavier in a mental institution, heavily implying the reason it appears so frequently is that the whole show is merely Xavier's elaborate hallucination as he stares at it. Chief Master Guru: Your failure is merely a portent of dissapointments to come. Xavier: People, hurry, get *in* the way! Will you be my beast? Mocho: Bone white? Burbury Visitor Info: Welcome to Burbury. Sexism will be all like, "Oh Xavier! Youre the sad figment of my twisted psyches tragic dividend. Does anyone have the script for Xavier: Renegade Angel? I thought we all agreed to get eggshell white! The show is known for its ubiquitous use of ideologically critical black comedy, surrealist and absurdist humor presented through a psychedelic and satirically New Age lens. Xavier: [Walking back into the room he just walked out of] Smells like a real creep been in this room. Xavier: Went to the prom with a model, but she left with some jock. When a battered woman reaches out to Xavier for help, Xavier reaches inside her-- to find that the truth hurts. You can feel my hot breath on your neck. Now, we can get into the semanticalities Xavier: [smokes a pipe] The very notion of belief itself can be rhetorically whittled to the bare nub of its meaning. And worst of all, Chomsky Honk. Looks like I already did. Facing rednecks, inflicting righteousness and preaching about the 's Read allXavier is a faun-like wanderer/seeker who is traveling across the land to find out the truth about his mysterious origin. Succotash is a fast-talking Christian DJ who constantly tells his listeners to "Call us up and win some cash!". Man #2: My eye! Brat: I want universal oneness. Deliverymen: Hey, thanks, mister. (interpreting Popo's sign language) She's saying that this time of great loss illuminates the bonds we share as a community, and for that we must give praise to the Lord. Xavier's Father: No, no, no, no. Harder. Forgive mmm [unintelligible buzzing]. Xavier: This week, instead of eating tacos, let's just talkoh. 2023. Xavier: I just needed a hand - to tame the beast. WebXavier: Uh, nothing. "Xavier: Renegade Angel, Season 1 Quotes." Huoourgh! It's a reason, and tonight, everything seems so reasonable. [flips off the camera while driving away]. Ooga-booga. I want to infiltrate the gang. You sound like the physical manifestation of some losers inner demons! I just may have some avenging chief beef to queef. But the love of my life is a lady named "Ramblin' On.". The show was animated in 3D with (some) motion-capture all done in CGI, which allowed for a vast range of strangeness; it is all pretty damn trippy, to say the least. Xavier: I could be your costume. You want me to repeat everything you say? Third Gang Member: This is kind of embarrassing, but I like to kill on the toilet. We develop trading and investment tools such as stock charts for Private Investors. [teasing] Yes, avenge me. Vernon Chatman and John Lee are also the creators of MTV's Wonder Showzen. Boy: Yummy! Chief Master Guru: Of course, youngling. Shiny: [punches Xavier while talking] GiveMeBackMySon! Xavier; From now on, "L.L." Your crazies have a brand-new mascot who's played by Percy Handfisher, A sophomore whose parents were recently killed in a thresher. WebNick Weidenfeld. Ink blot: I can tell you're trying to use reverse psychology on me. Mexican Gang Leader: You did good, Percy. Contents 1 Season 1 1.1 What Life D-D-Doth [1.01] 1.2 Chief Beef Loco [1.02] 1.3 Weapons Grade Life [1.03] 1.4 The 6th Teat of Good Intentions [1.04] 1.5 Pet Siouxicide [1.05] You could say it started when I was a kid. Kayako Saeki - JU ON The Grudge By The SC Cosplay When a factory mixem-up brings a town to its dusty knees, Xavier decides to PFR (Pray For Rain), but God She no take kindly to freaks. I'm used to swallowing huge loads. Television Commercial: Whoopsie doodle, there was a mix-up at the cookie factory! Even his parents are humans, although the first episode implies he was abandoned at birth by some other being and adopted by humans, and the last episode implies that Xavier was just an insane human the whole time. She dumped me. [groans]. executive producer / executive producer: FOR WILLIAMS StREEt (20 episodes, 2007-2009) Jim Tozzi. Processing. Pulled out his heart and showed it to him, and he was like, "Nice.". His good deedery results in a drug Lord's death-and per chance a lover for Xavier. Make a splash, make a splash, succotash, call us up, win some cash! Xavier: I did it. Surreal, bizarre, completely 100% nonsensical at times but so, SO unbelievably consistently hilarious, intelligent, clever, and mindbending. Xavier is a faun-like wanderer/seeker who is traveling across the land to find out Also, the doctor is the same animal-race as Xavier, apparently, Xavier was just an insane human himself all along. Xavier: Let's stay one step ahead of the cops. Other kids could be cruel, they'd call me names: dweeb, chimp, honky, dweeby-chimp, honky-dweeb, and worst of all: chomsky-honk. This item will only be visible to you, admins, and anyone marked as a creator. It premiered on November 4, 2007, on Adult Swim and November 1, 2007, Me? To make a transcript of this moment was truly a blessing for me when Im talking to a friend. Hello? Xavier: Renegade Angel is an 11-minute computer animated television series that aired on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim block for 2 seasons between 2007 and 2009. Percy: No, but you could tell people I'm inside you and go put on a show as the mascot and make everyone love me, 'cause they think it's me, not you. X2: Xavier returns to the scene of the crime, his childhood. Mexican Gang Leader: Okay, Thursday night is Mailroom Monday. Man: He's comparing the universal oneness of all life to your mama! Xavier: No time to gab. The entire show is implied to be a chaotic chain of thoughts brought on by the sight of an Rorschach test inkblot while in a therapy session. Xavier: What's that, Mother Earth? SoundCloud. Join our community of over 1,500,000 Screenwriters! Young Xavier: But, Master, you can't punch someone with your mind. I know the irony is rich, so all we have to do is the Iroquoi irony-melting dance and we'll be golden. Xavier: [thinking] What Doth Life? Do you think you can fit inside me? Chief Master Guru: In order to heal this wound, you must play a shakhashirisk wind trance. Xavier: The hunter has become the hunter-ed. Permissions beyond the scope of this license may be available from thestaff@tvtropes.org. Mexican Gang Leader: I like. The majority of the people Xavier meets on his adventures are too judgmental to accept him into their society. Youre the un-me. (Shiny has been tossed into a vat of molten metal.). And you need my help? Mexican Gang Leader: Are you guys messing with me? Inhale. Xavier: I better take a look at you stat. Here's my card. It premiered at midnight on November 4, 2007 on Adult Swim, and November 1, 2007 on Unknown Years of you and I together. When someone says "life", the word echoes, almost every single time, no matter who says it. It premiered on November 4, 2007, on Adult Swim and November 1, 2007, on the Adult Swim website. ["La Cucaracha" plays]. Someone left this in the lost and found. Relax. Say what you want about me, but lay off the soup. Xavier: I'm watching a woman washing. [distorted] Processing. Some folks say its every beat is the sound of god kicking an angel in the face. Create an account to follow your favorite communities and start taking part in conversations. XAVIER RENEGADE ANGEL S1 E10 TRANSCRIPT Oct 16, 2017 4 min read Add to Favourites By ValkyriemoonDraws Published: Oct 16, 2017 67 Favourites 12 Comments 59K Views Yes so I transcripted the big Xavier V Xavier scene in Shakashuri Blowdown, are you proud of me father? It premiered on November 4, 2007, on Adult Swim and November 1, 2007, You say this factory is poisoning you? Xavier is a faun-like wanderer/seeker who is traveling across the land to find out Factor: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Xavier: To be a hero, you have to go looking for trouble. All rights reserved. WebXavier: Renegade Angel is an American adult computer-animated television series created by Vernon Chatman and John Lee, who are also the creators of Wonder Showzen. We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. Pain, madness, and fries collide in this intergalactic time bending mission to find out; why?? This noodle is a steel cage! Xavier: (scoffs) Powers are for the weak. Well, thanks for coming in, Popo! 3. 2 Mar. Mexican Gang Member #4: Before tonight, I could never express myself with words. Best part is, I'm helping the earth, getting negative thirty miles to the gallon! I'm a conundrummer in a band called Life Puzzler. Im the real me! Accept your defecation. The show was produced by PFFR, with animation by Cinematico. When Xavier runs out of desert across which to ramble, he drowns in a sea of completion. And a cot. with his name being pronounced with a soft-X (or Z) to sound similar to the word "savior". Oh yeah, I dont polycotton to coping tropes, even my own. Enter the full URL of your item or group's Facebook page, Enter the full URL of your item or group's Twitter page. he is actually on trial for being on trial, and considers himself to be incredibly attractive when in reality almost everyone is disgusted by the sight of him, an assimilated Humanity in the form of a flesh "Mother Mary who's breasts are being sucked upon by Buddha" statue. Processing. One line of thought also skewered by the show is the co-opting of Eastern and Native philosophies for their perceived benefits while failing to understand them or the cultures that they sprung from, and instead selling them back to a Westernized populace that wants to reach Enlightenment now for $14.99. We're a dying breed. Hey! 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